I found this little blurb on imdb about Brad and Angelina not break up. I sort of just glanced at it but the following caught my eye and made me re-read it about three times:
"The couple has been together since Pitt's divorce from former Friends star Jennifer Aniston was finalised in 2005. They have five children together - adopted kids Maddox, seven; Pax, four, and Zahara, three; as well as biological children, Shiloh, two, and newborn twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon."
Ok, now count those kids...I count six, not five. Am I losing my mind? Do twins count as one? I just don't know anymore...
Corn-like Plant With Red Top
2 years ago
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Twins count as one because math is for suckers!
Twins may exit the womb within a few minutes of each other, but they definitely count as two peeps. If you buy two watermelons at the grocery store do you get charged for just one since they are the same type of fruit and came from the same watermelon patch? Nope, you get charged for two. I don't care what anyone says, they have six children.
Jebus, they have SIX CHILDREN! Brangelina needs to stop investing in children and start investing in some anti-baby pills.
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