Man, so much has happened since my last post I just have not had anytime. Just so you know, it is almost seven on a Saturday and I am still at work where I have been since ten in the AM. It has been a tragically busy week but I did not want you to think that I have abandoned ship. I am still the captain here, I have just encountered pirate infested waters. Where did this sailor theme come from? Oh, I know, my friend Marcelo was talking about wearing his sailor costume for Halloween and I said "Where are You going sailor, rrrarrr", and then he said "arrrrr" and then followed a discussion about how "arrr" was pirate speak, not sailor speak. But I said this: "Sailors are bound to encounter pirates so its only natural that they would pick up the pirate vernacular". Right? There is way more interesting that I could talk about. But my life is like little sit-com snippets, the funny kind, until tomorrow when work slows down for a couple of weeks. I bought a Pez dispenser with the old school joker head on it to go with my Batman from a few years ago. I went on the Simpson's ride at Universal and no ride will ever compare. I have been outed as a klutz by one of my co-workers. I dropped one fork too many on the gross carpet when he turned to me, paused, and said, "you...are....kind of a klutz, huh" and I had no choice but to throw a parade on my behalf and scream my pride to the masses.
It's now after seven in the PM and I'm going to go linger in doorways until I can go home. Wish me luck.
Corn-like Plant With Red Top
2 years ago
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Welcome to the Klutz Club! We meet every other Wednesday. There are no stairs to trip on; ramps lead in and out of the building. Also, bibs and sippy cups are provided so don't worry about spills. I look forward to seeing you at the next gathering!
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